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i am a discordian and broke the sacred pentabarf of eating a hotdog bun on a friday -( IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.) what will happen to me

2006-07-20 04:18:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

You should PREY for forgiveness.

2006-07-20 04:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Idiotic question. If you have done something you believe is wrong, and indeed it is wrong in the sight of the true God, Jesus Christ's father, then yes, you will be held accountable at the Day of Judgment. But, it sounds like you are not serious in your question, so I doubt you'll appreciate this answer anyway.

2006-07-20 11:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by curious 2 · 0 0

yes, indeed
you will ´cause the silly joke...

by the way, there is no punishment but the one you deserve
being the utility that will make you choose better next time... whenever in the existence...

the force be with you´ll

2006-07-20 11:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by yaguar 2 · 0 0

Thou shalt be covered in relish and mustard and left out for the birds.

2006-07-20 11:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by cricket 4 · 0 0

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
Just a warning, it's a message of love dontcha know.
At least, that's what the evangelicals told me.
cough....hypocrites....cough

2006-07-20 11:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes, for ever inch long the hot dog bun was, you will get shunned for that many days.

2006-07-20 11:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by mike 1 · 0 0

Your Hornik will be tied in a knot for ten days and you will have to squeege out your armpit instead.

2006-07-20 11:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0 0

no there is nothing wrong in what ever u eat and at what time and day,ur punishment is directly related to the deeds u do.rest is absurd/false.

2006-07-20 11:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hopefully you'll be whacked on the head until sanity returns.

2006-07-20 11:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, nothing will happen to u, believe me I've seen so many people doing that

2006-07-20 11:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by No one 2 · 0 0

am catholic n i ate meat on fridays on the month of easter n we r not aloud to but i din do it on purpose i did it by mistake so no!

2006-07-20 11:22:58 · answer #11 · answered by kit kat kutie 4 · 0 0

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