A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...
Finally, one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face. "Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," he said, pointing to the urine bottle.
"Oh, really?" she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we'd better run it through again..."
2006-07-20 04:01:28 · 20 answers · asked by meep 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once again great joke! you are totally awsome whoever you are!
2006-07-20 04:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is there to answer? I get the joke... she drinks the apple juics but the nurse thinks its urine.
2006-07-20 04:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you I have been looking for a way to get the guys on the Ambulance! This will work nicely!
2006-07-20 04:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was remanded to the Psychiatric wing for the remainder of her stay in the hospital.
2006-07-20 04:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by byrntzuga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she drank the apple juice and made the nurse think she was drinking her pee cuz it was in the pee bottle. very interesting
2006-07-20 04:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one - I love a good prank!
(Hopefully I'm never in the hospital to have a chance to 'pull' this one...)
Cheers, LOL!
2006-07-20 04:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the 2.I am liking your jokes.keep up the fun!
2006-07-20 04:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by angie devine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come the same ppl answer ur questions over and over again?
2006-07-20 04:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by Uncertain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-07-20 04:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by genocyber69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2006-07-20 04:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by iamknives64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋