okay this happened all in one Wal mart shopping exursion.
First we were in the bath department, when this like 75 year old lady with a walker and a oxygen tank came into the same aisle. I was looking at deoderant when my daughter pulled on my pant leg and started yelling "mama what is wrong wiith that lady"...I tried everything to quiet her and even tried to remove her from the aisle, but she just got louder and more hysterical..."Mama what is wrong with her, WHAT IS WRONG with her"....the old lady came up to her and ended up telling her...while everyone in the aisle snickered.
Then like an hour later we are at the check out line, and a man with like two teeth was behind us, he smiled at her and all she said was "you didnt brush your teeth...my mama said that if I dont I am going to loose all my teeth like you"
She was 3.
2006-07-20 04:11:19
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answered by cookies_n_cream0218 5
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hahaha! Looking back onto this I guess it was funny for some people, but not for embarrassed mom!!
It was a couple years back and my son Nick ( now 5) was 3 and my son Tyler ( now 3) was 1 or so. We were in a Supermarket and I was about to check out and Nick asked me if he could have a squirt gun and I said no for now. then Nick got mad and started banging the squirt gun on the floor and everyone was looking and then Tyler started screaming and at the same moment a lady came over the squirt gun broke! So Nick got mad then again and he went and bit the store lady who said I had to buy it which was totally fine by me. So that was so embarrassing! Nothing like that has ever happened again, and my kids don't normally do that kind of stuff when they're angry.
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and my second one was when Tyler was 2 ( last year) and he pulled down his pants at public pro baseball game and stood up and started itching his private. and a little girl asked him " why are you doing that??" and he said " my pennis itches!!"
2006-07-20 03:37:04
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answered by ♥ Ava ♥ 3
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i grew to develop into on responsibility some years contained in the previous as a Detective in Brooklyn, tremendous apple. My significant different & I were using an unmarked motor vehicle & i grew to develop into wearing a sparkling trench coat that I had provided the day contained in the previous. unexpectedly, a senior citizen woman jumped in the front of the motor vehicle yelling " help......he in basic terms stole my handbag " pointing contained in the route of a perp who grew to develop into operating via a vacant lot with a handbag. My significant different pursued the perp strolling who upon seeing us dropped the handbag & fled contained contained in the countless route accross the lot. My significant different retrieved the handbag & I pursued the perp using the motor vehicle onto the lot exceedingly a lot pining the perp hostile to the wall. As i tried to bop out of the motor vehicle, my new trench coat were given stuck on the ingredient to the motor vehicle seat & the perp stood there watching me attempt to loose my trench coat mutually as I suggested the perp " do no longer flow, Police " finally I freed my trenchcoat & cuffed the perp. after entering into the motor vehicle my significant different & i got here across out that we had in no way been in this element of Brooklyn contained in the previous & did no longer comprehend the position the Precinct grew to develop into ? The perp reported " i comprehend the position it is. I were there many situations contained in the previous. i will direct us there " and that is in basic terms what he did We gave the collar to the Precinct.. you is genuinely no longer able to make those products up.
2016-11-06 21:19:51
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answered by ? 4
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Standing in line to buy tickets at a movie theater my wife was standing beside me, unknown to me she moved away and the lady behind me thinking my wife had been in line moved up to take her place. Not looking I put my arm around her, pulled her close and whispered in her ear "would you like some candy"?
2006-07-20 03:40:06
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answered by loufedalis 7
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my 3 year old dropped his pants during vaction bible schools opening assembly the first night and wanted his pull up changed. he wasnt wet. he dropped everything . he was standing there penis shining to the world and he didnt care
2006-07-20 03:33:38
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answered by kleighs mommy 7
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my 5 year old son told my mother-in-law that "mommy and daddy like to play the naked game" while i was sitting there...i was so embarrassed
2006-07-20 03:35:50
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answered by shining_halo_bks 3
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ha...my son pulled his pants down at a park and started peeing....I asked him why he was doing it..he said well I had to go pee pee...yeah...don't you love how I got all the looks like I was a horrible parent!
2006-07-20 03:34:14
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answered by gooterscooby 3
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what yours
2006-07-20 03:35:33
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answered by smoke 1
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