How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?
Six.
Why?
For God's sake, do you have to keep adking stupid questions all the time? It does just that's all. It just does. Can't you just be satisfied with that? Going on all the blessed time.........
2006-07-20 03:17:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
congratulations!!!...you are the first asker that has put the best answer in the additional comments section that i've seen here :)
2006-07-20 03:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S-H-I-T."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced men do not lie.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2006-07-20 10:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mugatu - in this country it's usually PMT
2006-07-20 10:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH Nice one haven't you learned yet that PMS doesn't exist we just use it to make your lives a living hell? Fun for us cheap thrills all that stuff. LOL Ohh and love the name man. Always know a laugh is coming when we see you here!
2006-07-20 03:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven.
One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
2006-07-20 03:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by thatchinnorgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it`s 8 dumass
2006-07-20 03:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by nattdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nattdog it`s 7dumass
so get it right
1 to do it 6 to talk about it
2006-07-20 03:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may be wrong but I thought it was pms....
2006-07-20 03:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by cartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not satisfy
2006-07-20 03:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by yason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever
2006-07-20 06:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋