Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the
groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The
wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going
to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself.
This is really going to hurt!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly
little cute..... and clean jokes.
Sounds to me like she's been
"sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple kind rules for Answering
1. If you have seen this before I apologize but the world is a big place. Just move on not everyone else has seen it.
2. If this JOKE offends you I apologize but you did click on the Jokes section.
3. I hate to make my own rules but I am sick and tired of Trolls with no etiquette that ruin it for everyone else who just try to get a smile out of folks. With all the hate and Violence in the world a joke should be a refreshing change even if it is an old one.
4 I can't make you laugh that is up to you!!
2006-07-20 03:13:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-20 12:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay after being browbeat with rules here you go. I laughed before I read the rules and am still doing so. and I laughed AT the rules so I got double the pleasure from your question thank you for the laugh.(was that nice enough or did I hurt your last feeling? heheheheh)
2006-07-20 10:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it, but it's still funny...
sorry if i broke your simple kind rules...
2006-07-20 10:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAHHHHHHHHHH deadly joke. Good one!!!!!
2006-07-20 11:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋