hoy many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?
who cares? let the b-i-t-c-h cook in the dark
why did the woman cross the road?
more to the point, what was she doin out of the kitchen
why do women have periods?
because they deserve them
what do you do when your washing machine stops working?
slap the b-i-t-c-h until she starts again
the time had come. aliens were going to blow up earth in five minutes. a group of friends were forlornly sharing a meal together, knowing it was the last time they would see each other. the only woman of the group suddenly said, "is there one last chance for me to be a real woman?" one of the guys answered, "sure, honey," and taking off his shirt he said, "iron this"
why do men die before their wives?
they want to
why do men pass ore gas than women?
becasue women wont shut up long enough to build up pressure
what doyou say to a feminist that has no arms or legs?
nice ****
2006-07-20 02:48:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more? **** means t-i-t-s
2006-07-20 02:49:22 · update #1
couple more for ya:
what do women and kfc have in common?
when you finish with the breast and thighs all you have left is a smelly old box.
why did man invent shopping carts?
to teach bitches to walk on their hind legs
2006-07-20 02:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by venusblu06 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here's some,
- What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
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- What do you call a smelly teletubby?
Stinky Winky!
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- Why did the witch put a watch at the end of her broom stick?
Cuz she wanted time to fly.
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- Doctor, Doctor !! My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!
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- Why did the duck try to cross the road?
to show his girlfriend he had guts
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- the 7 dwarfs were in the tub feeling happy so happy got up and left!
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- Man comes into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is in bed with cold cream on and wearing curlers. "Honey," the man announces, "this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache."
The wife looks annoyed and says, "You old fool! That's a sheep."
The man replies, "You old fool! I wasn't talking to you!"
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- A marine and a soldier were driving down the same road, both talking on a phone. They got into a terrible crash, and there cars were totaled, but none of them got hurt. The marine produced a bottle of alcohol and said:"Well, we're both to blame and we're okay, so why don't we drink this bottle of wine and bury the hatchet?" The soldier said okay, so the marine gave him the bottle and he drank half of it and offered it to the marine. The marine said:" I'll wait for the cops to show up first."
2006-07-20 03:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by COP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ending became hilarious : P "back and not using a be conscious, the blond reaches into her handbag, fingers the criminal specialist $5, and is going decrease back to sleep.". shaggy dog tale became already popular to me nevertheless the ending me make snort.
2016-12-01 23:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by mccasland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely No Comments.
2006-07-20 02:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Fxstrrsfrtrss 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
2006-07-20 02:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Hunter S. Thompson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what doyou say to a feminist that has no arms or legs?
nice ****
hahahahahahahaha
2006-07-20 02:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by ebaz1358 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some good stuff, no arms and legs...that's not a joke !
2006-07-20 03:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
all your jokes are so old its like you go around Y!A and take them from other people so so so so so so so so old you haven't done anything yet to wow me
2006-07-20 02:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked them!
2006-07-20 02:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Diablous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank You · thanks a lot · U really love women? do You?!?
2006-07-20 02:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋