like jesus use to make me sandwhiches all the time but now that the bible "blew up" and he's "gettin his shine on" he aint got no time to hook a brotha up!whassupwitdat!?
2006-07-20 02:38:54 · 12 answers · asked by QuizTheOneWithoutOne 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Foolish question. Jesus didn't write the bible.
2006-07-20 02:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by jrhughes3068 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus did not write the Bible. Even so, he probably would make you a sandwich if you were in need. If you had read the Bible, you would know of His acts of service toward others regardless of rank, gender, or religion.
2006-07-20 02:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by eebrs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ones that writes books now days only want the money and fame that it gives them .more than likely they don't even know Jesus.
2006-07-20 03:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by grayladygranny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus never worked at Subway. You probably just had a hispanic manager that moved on to a better job....and now you're bitter.
2006-07-20 02:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jaime L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could make you a sandwich, or a tall blond woman or anything else he wanted to make you...question is, why would you want to be a sandwich?
-j.
2006-07-20 02:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by classical123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you make the publisher a sandwich? No, then probably because you think your above them.
If you would make him/her a sandwich then I don't know why they wouldn't. I mean come on why can't you make your own sandwich.
2006-07-20 02:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by shush_that 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to spell a word before using it. It is spelled SANDWICH. I love it when people try to be funny and then can't spell. Stick to one syllable words.
2006-07-20 02:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by TripleTattoo™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not test the Lord, thy God...or ask him to make you a sandwich.
2006-07-20 02:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by Silazius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bible is pack of lies
2006-07-20 02:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lusty God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometime people make descions and we must respect and admire thier choice
2006-07-20 02:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋