Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look,
you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit jacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I
don't want them!"
Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man
by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these
to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(It's a beauty)
(wait for it)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
2006-07-20 02:08:28 · 41 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bravo!!! you're right it was worth the wait...i was thinking how can this work out?...but the punch line is perfect!!!
It's a big 5!!!
2006-07-20 02:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
2
2006-07-20 02:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-07-20 02:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by bballluvertx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-07-20 02:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by crzinluv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-07-20 02:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by njnets159 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-07-20 02:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by nick m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 4
2006-07-20 02:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by miranda b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ratings on pun =
groan,
hail of peanuts thrown at punster, or
audience holds collective nose and runs screaming from the room.
You get hail of peanuts.
2006-07-20 02:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by Aunt Biwi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good....4
2006-07-20 03:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by tiff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OoH you maka me laugh about da china man! you get a numba 5 for dat one.
2006-07-20 02:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Meliskell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋