2006-07-20 01:53:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ahahahahhaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahaahhahhaha. ,,,,, oh as long as he is happy. a question though , is it a he monkey or a she monkey .. you have to question that as well , and if the monkey is old enough to marry or not
2006-07-20 02:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by interested 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Break the bad news that a marriage between a human and an animal (even another primate) probably wouldn't be legally recognised* and then give him your blessing and say you hope they'll be very happy together.
*admittedly, I don't know the laws for every country or state
2006-07-20 08:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marrying a monkey is perfectly fine...
A guy married his horse on Jerry Springer it was the only way he could leagally have sex with it.....It dosen't state in American law what you have to marry...be it a woman, monkey, horse etc...
Your mates a wacko.....
2006-07-20 08:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by ohwiseone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who the hell do you think you are by judging his choice of being happy? and why are you thinking it is him that gets the sh*tty end of this marriage...maybe the monkey is a great monkey
2006-07-20 08:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not the nut eating squirrel monkey that's been stolen from chessington is it? :o
2006-07-20 09:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by wheresthedoobrey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should maybe have a word with the monkey.
2006-07-20 09:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by phillipgdmn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needs help.
2006-07-20 09:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is an old chinese proverb that says:
Show me who your friend is and I will tell you who you are !
:)))
2006-07-20 09:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by limelightleaves 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I married a gorilla....anything is possible...
2006-07-20 08:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can marry my ex-wife, she is as near as damn it.
2006-07-20 09:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by Just a Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋