2006-07-20 01:46:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
The state will appoint a psychologist who will dig into your past. At trial, nothing will be your fault. You probably were not allowed to drive until you were 17, when all of your friends were driving at 16. This of course damaged you terribly, society created you, society brought this (you) upon ourselves.
You will be sent to rehab, we will all contribute to the expense, and you will be set free to rob again!
2006-07-20 01:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by kathy059 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You would probably deserve a ticker tape parade, right down main street. You need to be hailed has a hero of sorts. Anyone that has the capacity to rob from another is accomplishing something great. It takes a lot of nerve to threaten someones life in exchange for their possessions. We need more people that are willing to steal from others.
Once you are done with robbery maybe you could become a world class murderer or something. Why stop at robbery? Imagine, being feared and idolized at the same time. You have chosen an excellent way of life. I am sure that GOD is looking down upon you with great promise and joy.
Maybe in your old age you can teach our young how to do crime with great precision and care. You are an asset to our society and world.
2006-07-20 16:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rob me, and you'll get a .38 special between the eyes.
2006-07-20 09:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Maintenance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going to go to jail and get put in a cell with big Bubba who has a 12 incher and he is going to teach you the fine art of getting your fudge packed.
2006-07-20 08:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll go to jail and probably be beaten by police before you get there, while you're there and on your way out. If you are committing these crimes in the United States.
2006-07-20 08:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you'll rob the wrong person someday, and get your *** kicked.
2006-07-20 09:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you get the living s h i t beat out of you, then tossed in jail, or deported, depending!
2006-07-20 09:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Steelers1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will get your stupid as* beat big time, first by the cops and then in jail by some big dude named bubba.
2006-07-20 09:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your character will be robbed…
2006-07-20 08:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by Zia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will probably go to prison and be a girlfriend and take it up the bottom
2006-07-20 09:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by dfrreed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋