i don't want to see that guy using the jackhammer in the parking lot...
2006-07-20 01:34:07 · 7 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Health ➔ Dental
Sign one: You fart as you walk into reception but it turned out it was a shart and you have crapped in your pants.
Sign two: The dentist backing down the corridoor, one foot on a patients chest with some forceps on a tooth, twists his head to yell to you 'hey grab my waist i need a hand pulling this turnip'.
sign three: the receptionist makes you douse yourself in garlic and hold a rosary and tells you in no circumstances to bare your neck.
Sign four: The dentist asks to bring out the shackles and cat of nine tails while you are sitting in the chair.
sign five: People are camped on the pavement in a very long queue outside in sleepingbags.
sign six: Some slacked jaw yokels follow you everywhere you sit in the office playing the banjo and singing country music about george bush
2006-07-20 03:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by BouncingMolar 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The dentist greets you in the lobby, looking ratty, and apologizes for his appearance; but he stayed up all last night watching his personal dvd of "The Marathon Man."
2006-07-20 01:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the assistants are trying to wake up the dentist, who is twitching and has an empty bottle of whiskey laying beside him.
2006-07-20 01:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dentist smells of booze?
2006-07-20 01:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by mclone2001a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
during an earthquake.when you see him coming out of the office with sunglasses and a cane yelling "WHO'S NEXT"
2006-07-20 01:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by illprayforyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, an ambulance parked in the back? that would be a bad sign to me :)
2006-07-20 01:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Dreams 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if the patients are leaving on stretchers, I would not go in.
2006-07-20 01:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋