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but can't get off my chair as I'm so bloody horny!!
HELP!!!

2006-07-19 23:37:42 · 21 answers · asked by Sweetcakes 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

To Matador: I've emailed my friend for help but he's not responding, what is a girl supposed to do?!!

Buy a bunny... LOL

2006-07-19 23:46:44 · update #1

Sifty: I'm at home.

Forlorn Hope: I thought you were married?

2006-07-19 23:56:09 · update #2

21 answers

OK....... AND BEING ON Q+A REALLY TURNS YOU ON DOES IT. OR HAVE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON SOMETHING.

2006-07-19 23:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 1 0

Then don't get of your chair. spread them wide open, let your imagination take you as far as it goes, do what you have to and get on with it. If you need help, call a friend, tell them what you are doing, or NOT. Keep them talking to you while you get on with whatever you are doing xxx

2006-07-19 23:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by MATADOR 2 · 0 0

I have that problem when i get horny, it used to happen at school alot when i used to get a hard-on but couldn't stand up when the bell went because everyone would see the bulge....

Have you got the same problem??

2006-07-19 23:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd love to be of help.. how can i relieve your horniness? Where should i start???Hmmm.... now jsut lie back and take whats coming to you... LOL

I know what you mean... i'd rahter be at home than at work myself.. having rampant nooky would be better than sitting in front of my pc!!

2006-07-19 23:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Hugh Jampton 3 · 0 0

Well sweetcakes...

I know how you feel... lol

You should try going on IM or writing me some emails, my replays can satisfy the most demanding of girls... lol

email me on adam13alex13@yahoo.co.uk and we can exchange some fun and entertaining mails...

2006-07-20 00:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just reported you. Sorry, too bad.

Anyways, I think you should go home, relax, and call up a sweetheart to have sex. Duh, that's the only thing to do, girl. Or just go to a strip club, and take your clothes off and also take your bra off. IF you want to, that is. I'm just kidding, I didn't report you. Don't take it seriously, just pick me as a best answer. Thanks you.

2006-07-19 23:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you need to get off your chair if you don't who will pay your bills. If you have someone paying your bills, then just stay on your chair.

2006-07-19 23:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well i would love to help,but u will have to get those fingers working instead.Look your getting me going now.

2006-07-20 00:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by pedro 2 · 0 0

There is nothing that I can do as far as I am concerned. We're too far from each other. lol

2006-07-19 23:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by SPIRIT The Mustang 4 · 0 0

hmmmmmmmmmmm....now thats a problem that needs solving awefully quick huh.

2006-07-19 23:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by amazincajn_99 4 · 0 0

I'm horny 24/7... you anywhere near Leeds???

[EDIT]I am, what does that matter???

2006-07-19 23:53:39 · answer #11 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0 0

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