I would release a second book too all my followers of different religions and make it clear that I do, in fact, love everyone unequivocably, contrary to how people misinterpreted my first texts.
Then I'd tell everyone that worshipping me and doing as I say was okay two thousand years ago, but the societies of man have grown up enough not to need me as a guide any more and that morals do my job for me.
I would tell everyone that I'm proud of them, but they need to get over the outdated idea of religion. People should live their lives by the standards of today's society, not by those of an old book I wrote most of, but had other people mess around with after publication.
I would tell everyone that I love gay people as much as anyone else. I would tell people that I love anyone who can themselves love another. I'd tell everyone that really, paedophilia is outstandingly sick and I'll shove a lightning bolt up anyone who tries it on. I would tell everyone that Islam versus Christianity is a pointless fight since it only boils down to some people versus some other people.
2006-07-19 23:26:14
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answered by relentless_behaviour 2
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what did he do when there was all kinds of evil during the time of Noah. It would certainly be a great big mess. just kidding.
But I might not go that far. God and mother nature will take care of all of this crap going on in the world. Hasn't last year shown you yet? I would not want God's "job", it would be raining all of the time from my tears because of what all of us humans are doing to each other.
2006-07-20 06:28:22
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answered by singitoutloudandclear 5
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I wouldn't do anything coz the world has already been saved through Christ Jesus long time ago but that doesn't just stop there, now one needs to follow GOD"S ways and quit wrong doings-can't u c ppl out-there are killing themselves delibaretly? we all know the truth....so let's save ourselves!!!!!!
2006-07-20 07:01:47
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answered by razino 1
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I wouldn't change anything He is doing right now because His plan is perfect. I would just mess things up. He gave us the world to rule over it ourselves anyway.
Genesis 1:
26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground." (NIV)
2006-07-20 06:27:38
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answered by Me in Canada eh 5
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If I was given the God's place, i would first preach the the people non violence, truthfulness and brotherhood .
2006-07-20 06:29:47
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answered by thinkpose 5
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I wouldn't do anything. God has chosen to allow humans to have free will. However tempting it would be to kill or manipulate the evil people in the world, who am I to disturb God's plan.
2006-07-20 06:18:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Tell you what, if I was God it wouldn't be the world I would be interested in saving. God sent his son, Jesus, to save souls(spiritual) not the world(material).
2006-07-20 06:56:32
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answered by Anonymous
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I would tell people I'm not that big a deal. Nobody needs to die because they do or don't believe in me. Just do your own thing and keep your fingers out of everybody else's pie.
That, and I'd kill all the Republicans. :P
2006-07-20 06:21:33
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answered by Lenny 2
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If I were God, I would never have created heaven, hell or earth, that way I wouldnt have to worry about humans creating war, crime, or humans being confused on whether I exist or not!
2006-07-20 06:20:07
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answered by Anonymous
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I wouldn't. I would laugh when people finally destroy the earth, and then I'd start over with a new one and not create any more people.
2006-07-20 06:21:47
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answered by Catmmo 4
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