Please help save my Pastor!!! He is innocent..
The Godless Federal Government are persecuting, and have falsely accused him of embezzling 1..25million dollars, and running a vice ring with several prosetitutes.
They claim to have evidence and video survailence...
But it wasn't my paster they videoed but the Devil!!!!
My paster said so.
Why does nobody believe him? Will you donate money to help my good paster in his good cause .
God will bless you.
WILL YOU HELP FIGHT SATAN??
2006-07-19 23:11:56 · 16 answers · asked by Dumb American 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What, the same dumb pastor who told you that God sent Presedent Bush.
I think to fight for that Pastor you would have to be willing to;
HELP FIGHT FOR SATAN.
2006-07-21 19:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by The King 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You can't be serious. Your pastor is telling you it was Satan?! Well I believe it was your pastor just saying that to get out of his crime. I can't believe you would fall for that crap. You must be very naive. If the authorities have him on video, it's going to be hard to disprove it. And, NO, I will not send money to help him. If you do the crime, you do the time.
2006-07-19 23:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil has no business in this.The issue has to be with your pastor. Is he guilty or not? If he is, he should quickly call upon god for forgivess with genuine repentance. But if he is not guilty,don't worry, the perpetrators will soon expose themselves,the direction of the battle will soon change.No body has ever fought God without receiving his or her pay. If God is with Him, let him relax and see God fight.You cannot fight God's battles, the battle is His own. He will defend his servant, if He has called him.But if he has called himself for the sake of money,I can assure you, he is inn for a judgement,and you can do nothing about it.You cannot fight satan,("For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal(money), but they are mighty through God to the pulling down of strongholds, casting down imaginations and every high thing that exalts itself against the knowladge of God") If they have evidence of the embezzlement of church fund on immoral women,and can produce the evidence,surely he should own up.
It is not for any one to judge God's servants, monitor them or whatever,in any casethey should know that they are public eyes. They are centre of attractions,they are God's representatives,they should not do what they know God, if present Physically cannot do. could you please send me His e-mail address, I want to talk to him.
Thanks. My e-mail address :checious@yahoo.co.uk
2006-07-19 23:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bestoil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know who is sadder---you for making such stupid questions or some of the people who answer your question thinking you are serious. Sir, (or ma'am) here in the south you would be considered a charlatan or a scoundrel. I think there is only one word to describe you----DIPSTICK!
God Bless Ya! Someone needs to!!!!
2006-07-20 00:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you, but I can't help you financially because I am ust a student, but I'd pray for your pastor, I know most of this people won't believe you because their unaware of what's happening in our world. So, I just hope that your pastor would be free in no time
2006-07-19 23:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you help him do all of this or something? If there is evidence in this, he has lost the game he was playing with his congregation and their money. This is the whole reason that organized religion should not exist. Find your own spirituality and not religion.
2006-07-19 23:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by singitoutloudandclear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know something you and your pastor are very sick in the head and need to check in to the Psychotic ward of Quark clinic
2006-07-19 23:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Point Blank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's true that tha devil inspire us to sins , but as human b'ings we have all been blessed by God to be able to distinguish b'tween right 'n' wrong, so whatever one choose we are accountable 4 it not tha devil , "Tha parents shall not be put to death 4 tha sin of tha children neither tha children be put to death 4 tha sin of tha parents", xcuz me but I'm just quotin' tha verse from memory but it's somewhere in Deutronomy, that's 4 sure. And rememba when Adam 'n' Eve commited their sin (peace b upon 'em both) they did receive their share of punishment by b'in' exiled to earth, so did tha one whu d'ceive them in commitin' tha sin. Who ruled out this case , no other tha ALL WISE 'n' ALL KNOWIN' 'n' ALL JUST, so how can u blame tha devil , 4 sure one day I , U and tha priest will b acountable 4 every atom weight of our sins , like it or not , you can xcuz him in this life but sadly not in tha next life. Simply wantin' tha best 4 U . ABDULLAAH from SEYCHELLES in tha INDIAN OCEAN.
2006-07-19 23:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by OBSESSED 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you should e-mail the devil and try to get a confession out of him!
2006-07-19 23:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by Fran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your questions. I just can't believe so many people fall for them... Its bizarrely funny- keep them coming.
2006-07-19 23:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by katunich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋