When the sh.. really hits the fan, if anyone says so I can't help but laugh and feel a lot better. What do you think are the funniest sayings in the English language?
2006-07-19 23:10:42 · 11 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
To the above person the saying goes.....He was so confused he didn't know whether to wind his azz or scratch his watch.
Sucking hind tit!
I have one nerve left and your dancing on it.
I have to pee like a Russian Race Horse.
Colder than a well diggers azz.
Your a P.I.G. hog (and what does that mean LOL)
Stupid is as stupid does. (gotta love forest gump)
You can't fix stupid.
Stupid as a fence post
Who Let the cat out the bag?"
Best thing since sliced bread.
Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free.
Who gives a flying f*ck?
AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY.
WE'VE HOWDIED BUT WE AIN'T SHOOK YET.
THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
TIME TO PAINT YOUR BUTT WHITE AND RUN WITH THE ANTELOPE.
AS FULL OF WIND AS A CORN-EATING HORSE.
YOU CAN PUT YOUR BOOTS IN THE OVEN BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM BISCUITS.
I DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET SO DON'T PEE IN MY POOL.
FULLER THAN A TICK ON A DOG'S BUTT.
YOUR HINEY HAIR IS WOULD TOO TIGHT.
YOU HAVE KIND HAIR, THE KIND ON A DOG'S BUTT.
YOUR FUNNIER THAN SH*T. (IS SH*T FUNNY? GO FIGURE...HEY THAT IS ANOTHER ONE!)
GO FIGURE!
2006-07-19 23:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by thematrixhazu36 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dumber than a sack of hammers. Three sheets to the wind. Colder than a Witche's Tit. Tickled Pink. Bamboozled.
2006-07-20 06:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I love the image I get whenever I hear that!
Oh, also:
Colder than a witch's tit
...useless as a tit on a boar hog.
Crazier than a run over dog
Plumb tuckered out
Better than snuff, ain't half as dusty
In all my born days. . .
2006-07-20 06:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage.
2006-07-20 06:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*LOL*
That's funny...There alot of funny sayings in the English language...
"Dick Head"
2006-07-20 06:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by *~Princess~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my very favorite-
"he was so confused he didn't know whether to sh*t or wind his watch"
2006-07-20 06:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't eat where you sh..!
2006-07-20 06:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by P J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
raining cats and dogs? omg that is the WORST.
2006-07-20 06:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by pcjthirdgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's dryer than a nuns c**t!
2006-07-20 06:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by up4itxxx69? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's dryer than a popcorn fart!"
2006-07-20 06:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by old dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋