starting my own religion
my ten rules to live your life by are as follows
you must smoke bongs unless you are in an area that has no bongs.
woman must ware bikinis at all times unless its cold then they must ware pvc see through clothing.
you must flog christian and muslim inferdels when ever possible
sex befor marriage is a must got to try befor you buy
steal when the need arises.
steal only from christians or muslims
burn churchs
grow dope
smoke dope
sell dope
brought to you from the church of dave
2006-07-19 23:05:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cool, count me in !
2006-07-19 23:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by GOD 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your proposed religion is an ill-conceived attempt at seeking attention.
The growing, smoking and distribution of drugs is not along the same thinking as burning churches and flogging believers in other faiths.
If you smoke that much cannabis, you'll have the inclination to do neither, unless they had cookies.
Go away and rethink your life.
2006-07-20 06:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by relentless_behaviour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmmm....are you sure about the one about "woman must ware bikinis at all times unless its cold then they must ware pvc see through clothing." Ya know, you may not really WANT to see ALL women......
2006-07-20 07:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by Witchy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of that sounds pretty cool. I'm a little concerned about the burning of churches - too much polution in the air as it is. Maybe turn them into bars instead?
2006-07-20 06:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so called religion is mainly based on Hatred for Musilms and Christians. No religion is supposed to hate the other.
2006-07-20 06:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by SPECTACULAR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing, you CANNOT call that a religion.... it would be insulting to all other faiths.
Secondly, you need help.... BIG TIME!
Go see a counsellor and understand that you need serious help. Your so called rules amount to animalistic tendencies.... go live with the animals then.
2006-07-20 06:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by Carla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to get to chruch house ASAP!
I mean, ya some people do have different religions...But never the less that crazy! Get a life and a bible!
GOD BLESS YOU!
2006-07-20 06:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by *~Princess~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you sure are feeding right into the hands of the ones you are bashing.Oh how do they love to say.. now here look at this one if we could just get him into rehab and off that stuff he is smoking
then we could save him.You fool.
2006-07-20 06:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by jackiedj8952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be better for the women to wear bikinis and not ware them. Actually, if they ware them there will be no material, and thus naked. I'm in
2006-07-20 06:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by gwbruce_2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks, I have tried a life of sin, and it does not work. I now belong to the church of the living God. God has transformed me, and given me true purpose for living ...and dying.
Trust Jesus Christ for salvation, by asking Him to forgive you all your wrong doing, you will then have life in abundance, and you will be a new person. - Much better for you!
2006-07-20 06:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I'll only join if men have to waer see through clothing too.
2006-07-20 06:11:02 · answer #11 · answered by Obilee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋