Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; men and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds of the air were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.
Genesis 7:23
Eh, no I didn't. Where did you get that from ? I once stood on a ant by accident but i never wiped out every living creation.
By the time Lot reached Zoar, the sun had risen over the land. 24 Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. 25 Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, including all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land. 26 But Lot's wife looked back, and she became a pillar of salt.
Genesis 19:23-25
Woah !!! Where did you get this from ? Again I repeat I am not in the business of killing or encouraging killing. Anyway I was at home watching the mork and mindy marathon that day.
BTW What is it with you guys hating gays ? I say love EVERYONE
2006-07-19 22:45:19 · 8 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
7 They fought against Midian, as the LORD commanded Moses, and killed every man. 8 Among their victims were Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur and Reba—the five kings of Midian. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. 9 The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as plunder. 10 They burned all the towns where the Midianites had settled, as well as all their camps. 11 They took all the plunder and spoils, including the people and animals, 12 and brought the captives, spoils and plunder to Moses and Eleazar the priest and the Israelite assembly at their camp on the plains of Moab, by the Jordan across from Jericho. [a]
13 Moses, Eleazar the priest and all the leaders of the community went to meet them outside the camp. 14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.
Numbers 31
I commanded nothing of the sort !!!
2006-07-19 22:46:59 · update #1
Why did you guys make up all this stuff about me ?
All I ever wanted you to do was love each other and look out for one another.
I never wanted you to hate each other for any reason !!!!!!
Chill out and give the scary stories a rest.
The only thing I ever massacred was "Grease Ligtnibg" on the karaoke.
2006-07-19 22:49:13 · update #2
It's that damn free will you gave to us, God! I keep tellin ya! You never listen to us!
2006-07-19 22:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, excuse me, yeah down here, do you mind if I copy some of this down, its giving me an idea for a book.
Oh, you already did a book deal? How did that go?
No royalties? Never? Not even a dime?
Well at least you have other sources of income, all those prayer houses must bring the old money just rolling in!!
What? They keep it all? Not A cent ? Maybe you should sue them!
You told all the lawyers to go Where? OOPS that don"t seem smart!
Oh I know who you are now, your that guy who made all the animals and had to ask Adam what they were called afterwards!
Yeah? Well same to you!
2006-07-20 05:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God watches Mork and Mindy and sings Grease Lightning... too bad His followers don't have His sense of humor. Why isn't the Bible this much fun to read?
2006-07-20 12:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God apparently has little dominion over the English language.
2006-07-20 05:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by elephant_in_the_delta_waves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey God, I was wondering what happened to you! Are you still coming over this weekend for poker night?
2006-07-20 05:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See what happens when you start a joke and people take it seriously.
2006-07-20 05:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by ElderStud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont you ever get depressed with all these people making up all this stuff about you?
2006-07-20 05:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by The Thpeech Pathologitht™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean there are things you don't know!!
2006-07-20 05:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by Andy797 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋