When I was on patrol I pulled a guy over who was going 40 over the speed limit. His license read "Jesus Hernandez". I was like "Do you expect me to believe that the Son of Man drives a '73 Mazda with a broken taillight?" But there he was, right with his license. And you know licenses never lie.
2006-07-19 22:05:23 · 15 answers · asked by DarealJC 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what kind of drugs do you take?
2006-07-19 22:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by bula 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My boyfriend is a minister and he found Jesus in a shop in Chicago...we brought him back in a backpack. For those of you who have not caught on...this was an action figure of Jesus, complete with 2 fish, 5 loaves of bread and a water/wine toy. It is pretty cool. I sure hope God has a sense of humor.
2006-07-20 05:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by jillkmilk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a bumper sticker once that said "I found Jesus - he was in my trunk on the way back from Mexico!"
Best bumper sticker I've seen, next to "Re-nuke Japan" at an Alabama truck stop.
2006-07-20 05:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Spicoli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe that people meet with Jesus, But only he who meets with Him will know if he really met JESUS. He has a presence about him.So only you would know if you really met the real Jesus because if you did it would have been so amazing and powerful that you will never forget the feeling of His presence.
2006-07-20 05:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by ans 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember that I forged the license
2006-07-20 05:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I met Jesus too. He was from mexico and pronounced his name as Hay-sews.
2006-07-20 05:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by avik_d2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even Jesus would love that humour.... If its real. If you are mocking him like the world... he will still forgive you, for great is his love for you. Be at peace.
2006-07-20 05:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Shaan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believer you. what message did he give for humanity? you must be the next messiah.
2006-07-20 05:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you have been smoking that wacky tobacky man.
2006-07-20 05:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i too met him recently
2006-07-20 05:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by unni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not surprising...Jesus is everywhere.
2006-07-20 05:09:21 · answer #11 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋