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my girlfriend talks about my size.she coments about my erection. she laughs that i am the same size as her thumb. I give her good oral sex,multiple orgasms, and we do have alott of fun in bed. she is always going down on me,she loves giving me blowjobs,but after i come she always coments about my size.What should i do.?

2006-07-19 20:30:55 · 23 answers · asked by stealth man 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Tell her that anything would seem small when it's like throwing a stick into a CAVE.

No, but really....does she know it hurts your feelings? If she does, and still teases you, you're with the wrong person. Your partner should lift you up, not be the one to put you down.
That's downright immature.

2006-07-19 20:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jasmine Lily 5 · 3 0

If she continues to hurt you, she is doing it wantonly.
Keep her away from you for sometime. Ignorance is the best medicine. See whether she understands your reaction. If she behaves properly no problem. otherwise, you have to leave her aside, to avoid further hurting. At the same time, make her understand, the size never matters in sex. The pleasure that matters. Some women and men are senseless. You cannot change them, but to ignore.

2006-07-19 20:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ever heard of coitus interruptus? When she complains, tell her why and how stupid she is to enjoy sex with you( and your thumb sized dong - that may or may not even be used on her). If she laughs again, fart loudly and leave. Remember, YOU TOO can b i t c h!

Oh yes, BTW women are sensitive about how they smell "down there". Give her your best take or description of it.

(After all that caterwauling, make peace with her tho' - the sex will be awesome!)

2006-07-19 21:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Poor You
I Think Size Do Matter To Her

2006-07-19 20:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Singapore_Lady 3 · 0 0

FIND SOMEONE ELSE! it sounds like shes not mature enough to handle having sex without thinking its some kind of game or something so I say move on and find someone that is a little more mature or QUIT having sex!!!

2006-07-19 20:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If that really bothers you, tell her it hurts your feelings. Just talk to her. She may eventually get the point.

If it is just unpleasant, just joke about it too, like, it's not size that matters, etc. Make the best of it, and when she sees that it doesn't matter to you, she may stop joking herself.

2006-07-19 20:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by AlphaOne_ 5 · 0 0

same size as a thumb this is y u baby dic*

2006-07-19 20:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by hellwot 2 · 0 0

give a nice punch on the nose that always helps...
oh ya remember a slap on her face and spiting her is really good to !

2006-07-19 20:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by marius c 2 · 0 1

TELL HER HOW GAPED SHE IS ,HOW ONE OF HER BREST IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ,HOW FAT HER A-S-S IS ,THEN GET SOMEONE THAT WILL EXCEPT YOU FOR YOU, BECAUSE IF THIS BOTHERS YOU YOU NEED TO TELL HER AND IT PROBABLY WILL CONTINUE TO BE A LITTLE FUNNY THING TO HER, MOST GIRLS KNOW THAT IS JUST ONE WAY TO ATTACK MENES MANLY HOOD, AND DOSE IT FOR A REASON.

2006-07-19 22:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by maniac 4 · 1 0

i feel bad for ya man but just deal with it.she's just teasin ya too. it sounds like a great arrangement to me ;)

2006-07-19 20:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by thisis j 2 · 0 0

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