A very frustrated man visits his doctor. "Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe anything..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."
"I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"Um... okay." He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee.
2006-07-19 20:29:48 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes... he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I need a man..."
His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too."
2006-07-19 20:29:59 · update #1
ha ha ha ha always follow the doctors orders=D
2006-07-19 20:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How's this.....
When our lawnmower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
2006-07-20 15:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you want to be prank-referred to as to on the wee hours contained in the morning and likely on your deep sleep mode? No - then do not ask your self why there are caller IDs because some human beings have the right to get some sturdy and sound sleep. And certain, kudos to the guy who invented caller IDs so we human beings (who're time-honored and sleeps on our reachable time) can show screen calls on each occasion we choose... And it is no longer humorous to make prank calls - it is merely undeniable stupid, with a capital S!
2016-11-06 21:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh...funny....check this one...
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband Thats against the law Ill lose my license, theyll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription.
2006-07-19 23:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-07-19 20:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol aww poor guy hehe awesome joke too lol hehe bad bad bad lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-19 20:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-19 23:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee heee hee...cute. And me too!
2006-07-19 20:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-19 20:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by sabrynarox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-19 21:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by sHieH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋