2006-07-19 19:31:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm just going to go pray now!
2006-07-19 19:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a Prophet who lived over two thousand years ago. Being the Son of God how can you talk such a thing as finding Him sexy? He will not come to earth again except on Judgement Day at the end of the world to judge and living and the dead. I would say you are sick in the head.
2006-07-20 02:36:46 · answer #2 · answered by estella882000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could you find a jewish corpse, and according to you, jewish zombie that was whipped until his body was a scab and thrusted through a wooden cross and buried in a dark tunnel attractive? You don't know what he looks like maybe he is ugly. Jesus Christ...some people want to rape you. If I was jesus I'd say nail it in, I'm not going to get raped by anyone!
2006-07-20 02:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by mathcore321x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, I'd hit it. I'd make him cut his da mn beird and mustache off though. He looks like a hot bottom. I betcha he has the abs with that small body.
2006-07-20 02:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by johndavis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He seems kinda scabby to me, out in the desert and no showers and all. Whoever said "he'd strike you dead" has lost their mind. Since when does Jebus strike people dead? That's Zeus' territory. Now HE's sexy.
2006-07-20 02:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by deaner123654 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being a guy i would have to say no but i'd hang close to him to pick up the leftovers. you know the girls would be falling all over him. that would be the ultimate status symbol,sleeping with the savior.
2006-07-20 02:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since He created us, it follows that He would be the sexiest
person to ever live.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
2006-07-20 02:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really think he was that good looking?I heard he never had sex.Kind of makes you wonder if he even had all the right parts down there.A man who never uses it perhaps never had it.
2006-07-20 02:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by EasterBunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sick! He would strike you dead if you tried to "hit it".
You need to ask for repentance.
By the way, he IS ALIVE!
2006-07-20 02:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow someones goign to hell ! lol!
just joking girl...what a question
2006-07-20 02:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋