cha! cha! cha! The Love it or Hate it joke of the night! yes yes yes! heh you'll understand when you read it.

Question

&hears;
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put
him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be
swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake
your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you
shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's
done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open
wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead
and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause
you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and
you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you
concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled
with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on. He begins
moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting
within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have
it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tell you, with a
chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding
experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your
first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you
thinking'?
♥

Answer 1

Very cute! I liked this. I still don't know if I'm aroused or dreading the dentist.

Answer 2

My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

:)

Answer 3

Knew it was a dentist have the first 6 or7 lines. But cute none the less.

Answer 4

For a minute there i was going back in time !! lol

I have to go to the dentist!

Answer 5

I like it! But I figured it out after a few lines in.

Answer 6

What do you think I was thinking about>! that is so unfair of you lol but still a pretty good joke. Kind of steamy too.

Answer 7

hehe... unlike a nameless person... I got it 1/3 way in... hehe no puns intended

Answer 8

i knew it was the dentist right from the start.
what else could it be?
i don't understand what you thought that i thought
what i was thinking?

Answer 9

I could tell right away it was the dentist. been there done that. ouch.

Answer 10

i had a feeling that it had something to do with the dentist.