so check it out, im starting a new relgion. al lthe captains from star trek will be the gods. all the villans will be evil and the war between good and evil is being fought at wolf 359.
be a good little trekkian and you shal lgo to heaven (whish is your own holodeck) misbehave and you shall go to....hmmmm. well ok if you have an idea fro a trekkian hell post it!
my new religion shall commence on stardate 45765.5 ...which is jibberish...so instead....GO! the religion has started
praise Picard...Jordi be with you.
2006-07-19 18:50:10 · 15 answers · asked by johnny_zondo 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no geniuses (christians) im not serious...sheesh...
2006-07-19 18:56:57 · update #1
Misbehave and you'll become a god in desperate need of a starship, which of course, you never get, because you're stuck in a movie with belching Klingons, a Romulan from Star Search, and substandard special effects...all while Commander Uhura lures you up a sand dune with a Josephine Baker style song and dance, then liltingly says "hello boys" to you and your fellow punishees,while while a bunch of guys point phasers at your head...and once it's all over, it starts right back up again. If you're a woman, then you get to be the Romulan from Star Search, in a really pretty silver dress, but no real role in the movie whatsoever.
Alternate punishment.
You get to wear a red shirt on the Classic Enterprise and beam down to an alien planet where you're instantly killed by aliens who look like Pat Sajak. As above, the scenerio repeats, ad infinitum.
And I do have a question. Where does Q fit into all of this?
2006-07-19 19:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by chipchinka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You serious? That sounds half as dumb as Christianity, and Christianity scores a 100 on a 1 to 10 dumbness scale
2006-07-20 01:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by =_= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an idea for Trekkian Hell, a room full of angry Klingons that will not actually kill you but will do anything but that.
Good idea and no less crazy than some of the other religeons that i have seen develop into full religeons.
2006-07-20 01:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude...
get a life.
you realize thats like starting a ******* family guy religion, right? go get a prostitute (they are the only girls you'll ever get that don't wear pointed ears and live with their parents like you) and lose your virginity.
then maybe have a beer. maybe..... don't be such a little bit.ch. Who knows, from there, maybe you might get some friends that don't dream of being in deep space nine every night while sleeping with plastic sheets and footed PJ's.
I hate you. Enjoy your life instead of worshipping false idols. ***.
2006-07-20 01:54:37 · answer #4 · answered by hoop_t_star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately none of them are claiming to be Gods. And the fictitous names of the characters that they played didn't either. In fact, I think it's come up in an episode or two, and they pretty much denied it. Maybe except for Captain Kirk who was amnesiac and called himself Kirock for a while, until he came to his senses.
I think that Spock would call your religion " Illogical. "
2006-07-20 01:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trekkian Hell = You come back in the next life as a cling-on.
2006-07-20 11:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by taogent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not new.
Futurama had that a few years ago. Really funny episode.
And the proper sign off phrase is "All power to the engines."
2006-07-20 01:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by scrapiron.geo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Scientology....
2006-07-20 01:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds great, now all you have to do is convince your fellow Atheists to embrace it...seeing how you guys are all confused, ignorant morons, it shouldn't be hard.
2006-07-21 15:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by James P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that would make Klingons the "fallen angels" and "demons" then?
2006-07-20 01:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋