A secretary walked into her boss's office & said,
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he
complained. "Tell me some good news for once"
"All right. Here's some good news," said the
secretary. "You're not sterile!"
2006-07-19 18:11:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hello to you too
that joke was ok but here is one for you
TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES
10. They ask for all their money in quarters.
9. They're not sure what season, or year it is.
8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).
7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.
6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.
5. Their fingers twitch all the time.
4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.
3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.
2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.
1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.
2006-07-19 18:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh-heh-heh!! Good one.
The Shrink
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In
fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
2006-07-19 18:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute clever and funny lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-19 18:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I guess thats a good news
2006-07-19 18:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet !!!!! made my day all better thanx i needed dat and dat axis girl that didnt get it made it ll that sweeter hehehehe
2006-07-19 18:27:04 · answer #5 · answered by blaxican56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-07-19 18:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by John Blix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BIG LAUGH...
LELE..
If you can come here i can explain it for you,,, plus demonstration..
JK
2006-07-19 18:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get!!!!!!!!!! can u explan it to me please
2006-07-19 18:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by lele 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahh.....................
2006-07-19 18:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋