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Are there rides? And funnel cakes?

2006-07-19 18:11:10 · 18 answers · asked by monkey 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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if "heaven" is like Disneyland, it would be the same as "hell"

when i went to Disneyland it felt like hell, there was LONG lines for the rides and after i ate my funnel cake i got sick to my stomach and almost threw up....lol

2006-07-19 19:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap 4 · 0 1

The question should be is Disneyland like Heaven?

2006-07-19 18:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by DG 5 · 0 0

We can't even begin to fathom what Heaven is like my friend...Disneyland will be like NOTHING compared to Heaven.

2006-07-19 18:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by SS 3 · 0 0

Disneyland will be like hell compared to the glories God has in store for us who belong to Him.

2006-07-19 18:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0 0

no heaven is like Hovinds Dinosaur Adventure Land.

full of misinformation and broken down crap.

2006-07-19 18:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0 0

"Then I saw a new sky (heaven) and a new earth; for the former sky and the former earth had passed away (vanished), and there no longer existed any sea. And I saw the holy city, the New Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God, all arrayed like a bride beautified and adorned for her husband....

Then in the Spirit He conveyed me away to a vast and lofty mountain, and exhibited to me the holy (hallowed, consecrated) city of Jerusalem descending out of heaven from God, clothed in God's glory - in all its splendor and radiance. The luster of it resembled a rare and most precious jewel, like jasper, shining clear as crystal. It had a massive and high wall with 12 (large) gates, and at the gates (there were stationed) 12 angels, and (on the gates) the names of the 12 tribes of the sons of Israel were written." (Rev. 21:1,2,10-12 AMP)

Notice the beautiful description of the "holy city" in these verses. For example, imagine jasper that's so clear and so refined that it's crystal clear (v. 11). This is only part of the good things that await God's people!

Look at verse 12. It says that an angel is stationed there at each of the twelve gates to make sure that no one gets in who doesn't belong. Your name has to be in the Book of Life to get past the angel - and let me tell you, he's a bad dude! You may think you're bad, but there's one that's "badder" than you!

Moving to the Holy City
I'm going to describe the rest of the capital city of the new Heaven and the new earth - New Jerusalem - as it's described in Revelation chapters 21 and 22. It is 1,500 miles square. That means that it is 1,500 miles to the north, south, east, and west.

To help you understand how big 1,500 miles is, it's equivalent to the distance between Los Angeles, California, and San Antonio, Texas. Imagine one city that size! And it's not only 1,500 miles north, south, east, and west, but it's also 1,500 miles tall! Talk about a skyscraper!

The Bible says that there are 12 gates to that city, and each gate is 73 stories high. Each gate is made out of a single fine pearl. The foundation of the city wall is made of every kind of precious stone - sapphire, emerald, and so forth.

The Book of Revelation also tells us that every building in the holy city, not just the streets, is made out of gold so refined that it's transparent. You can see through everything because it's so clear. The sun will not be shining in Heaven, because there's no need for the sun. The Bible says that the glory of God is its light. The throne of God is in the middle of the city, and the light from God goes north, south, east, and west through all the transparent streets and buildings. It is the best-lit city that has ever been! It is so well lit, because it's lit by the glory that shines in the face of Jesus.

Then at the very throne of God is a river, which sparkles like crystal and flows through the main street of Heaven. Along each side of the river are beautiful trees which have leaves that bear fruit every month for the healing of the nations.

A Mansion Just for You
People who are in Heaven have homes. Jesus said, "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you" (John 14:2).

There are many mansions in Heaven, and they are not like the mansions in Beverly Hills or the places on earth that you think are rich. The richest mansion on this earth cannot touch the gold-encased mansions in Heaven that shine with the very glory of God. And we can live there! Hallelujah!

People learn while in Heaven. If you don't learn how to walk by faith while you're here on earth, then some eight-year-old kid might sit down with you in Heaven and teach you how to walk by faith.

In Heaven, everything is "telepathy." In other words, here on earth, no one can hear me unless I open my mouth and say something. But in Heaven, whatever you think, everyone in Heaven knows it (but all thoughts will be pure!).

In Heaven, you'll get to meet the people you never knew when you were on earth. My son is not my first-born; he's my second-born. My wife and I lost our first child. I never got the chance to hold that little girl, but when I get to Heaven, she's going introduce herself and say, "I'm your daughter." And I'm going to say, "Baby!"

That's the way it is in Heaven. All the babies who've died - even those who were aborted - God is taking care of them. They are alive, and they're going to get to meet a whole lot of folks in Heaven. And some of those children are going be the ones teaching you what to do. You may have been the big-time preacher on the earth, but in Heaven you might have to sit down and get taught by the babies!

2006-07-20 17:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by Maria 3 · 0 0

For people dislike Disney Land (so many of them), a permanent stay is like hell.

2006-07-19 18:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well if it were real and like it, it better have the Thunder Mountain ride...

2006-07-19 18:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0 0

Who knows?

2006-07-19 21:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0 0

yes.. but without the longgggggg lines and the expensive foods

2006-07-19 18:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by underagelying 3 · 0 0

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