2006-07-19 18:08:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do they go to hell? Not if they sing ..........Nothing is more pleasant than a whale thong.
2006-07-24 06:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Quite likely, along with people who drive to slow in the high-speed lane.
I think there should be some kind of application process that has to be gone through before someone can wear a Speedo, or even anything Spandex for that matter. Who wants to look at someone in a skin-tight outfit that looks like their back pockets are full of cottage cheese?
I don't have a Speedo physique, but at least I know it and don't subject people to it.
2006-07-24 08:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbajones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a plan.
But the other option is a threat that we use them as floatation devices. Obviously the speedos won't balloon like the trunks will.
Personnally I don't mind speedos provided the bod is there to suit it. Just like a bikini. Not e1 can put one on....lol
Are trunks part of the American puritanism still? In Europe, speedos are the norm, for all sizes. So the bile comes up once in awhile when you see them....so what....lol
Ok....sending myself to hell.......lol
2006-07-22 12:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
I think anyone who wears speedos on the beach will go to hell. They are freakin nasty! I prefer some awesome swim trunks on a guy. Fat, Skinny, or Buffed Up, they'll look better covered up!
2006-07-19 18:11:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee-woooooo-ooops! {THUD. Picks self off floor, brushes off, straightens skirt, fixes hair back into place, turns chair back upright, gets seated, searches for keyboard.}
Ahem.
How automatic are we talking?
If so, I think all beaches should have a sign, just to be fair. "Warning: All stout men in speedos must avoid setting foot on this beach. Failure to comply will result in said stocky personage being transported automatically to hell."
You'd only have to see it happen once for it to be a real deterrent.
2006-07-19 19:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My my..I hope not! Considering that is where I am going for sure..and if they all want to get in on that twister game on Thursday nights..yikes!!! I may have to rethink that and change my ways..see if I can work out a deal for that heaven place :-)
2006-07-23 01:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you go to hell , i am sure you will be very busy there......... shaking hands with all your friends and fat people wearing speedos
2006-07-19 18:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by shailendra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 09:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by basinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Speedos are tools of satan
2006-07-19 18:12:05 · answer #9 · answered by Prytanic_Kitra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once when my family and I were in Florida, we got traumatized by such a sight of a guy with a very very hairy butt. If he doesn't make it to hell, no one will!
2006-07-24 10:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should, simply for the blindness they cause and the scarring of little kids for life.
2006-07-19 18:12:00 · answer #11 · answered by Ed M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋