A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM! - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Damn it... third gay rooster I bought this month."
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2006-07-19 17:59:17 · 8 answers · asked by san_pellegrino 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where is the best place to weigh a pie?
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somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie
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i only answered cuz i wanna rememember your joke
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2006-07-19 18:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Took 2 reads but very funny!!!
2006-07-19 18:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by amcconnell87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, can i have the 10 points?
2006-07-19 18:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by estuardo162002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!! that is the best one I have heard in a long time
2006-07-19 18:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by sexxymexxy926 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very very very funny check ya later â¥
2006-07-19 18:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one=D
2006-07-19 20:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-07-19 18:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-19 20:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋