Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied...
2006-07-19 17:48:33 · 13 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-07-19 17:49:06 · update #1
no, but sick and funny
2006-07-19 17:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by nikaloferanti 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard the same joke but it was about 3 guys who screw the farmers daughter and the last one chooses a watermelon. That one was funnier.
2006-07-20 00:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ive heard this one but in a different way...Good anyways....very funny
2006-07-20 00:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a nice one
couldnt help to stop laughifg
vrey nice one
sorry if there aer mistakes because when i laugh i cannto type
2006-07-20 02:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg yes yes yes yes (just putting into words what they were thinking hehe) lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 01:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HEARD IT! THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOKES. MY COUSIN TOLD IT TO ME WHEN I WAS 9! KHEKHEKHE STILL KEEPS ME LAUGHING!
2006-07-20 00:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by Potathao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it a thousand times, but every time I hear it I LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-20 00:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny
2006-07-20 03:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah but its gud
2006-07-20 01:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny , lol :=)
2006-07-20 00:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by reesey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-07-20 01:22:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋