Ive been living with my human mother since i was a a kid now im 29 i want new direction in my life..where should a fullsized man with a chicken face go..where can i be accepted?
2006-07-19 17:45:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Come to New York City. No one will notice your chicken face.
And to answer your question; join a circus. There's enough killing and hatred in the world and we need more people to make people laugh.
PS. I'm surprised someone with an avatar of a fairy visiting them in a garden like Glenda swooping down on OZ would call your question stupid.
2006-07-19 17:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Garth 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Circus is good for you if you are potentially good as a clown or lion handler because you will have a good job and contribute to the economy. Nevertheless, if you have no bright career to be in the circus, the Army is good for you considering that there are many kinds of work in the Army like infantry or cooks.
2006-07-19 18:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Army. But joining the circus would be better for the country
2006-07-19 17:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by MTSU history student 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Army because you are putting your life on the line for your country. The circus just entertains people that like clowns and rides.
2006-07-19 17:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jammer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest Tyson Chicken Factory. They are always in need of some fresh meat. If being served on the dinnertable doesn't suit your need to serve mankind then I suggest being a male stripper because we can't deny the fact that every woman dreams of a giant c O c K. You would satisfy the freak in them.
2006-07-19 17:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Join the Army', of course, and 'see the world' as they used to advertise in the 1950s !
...This will also give the world a chance to see you - and realise that being chicken-faced does not mean being 'chicken-hearted' as well !
Both you, and the Army, will be applauded for such bravery !
2006-07-19 17:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should maybe think about the army for self defense training because I have personally witnessed two Holstien cows on a billboard trying to set you up. They were trying to convince people to eat chicken! I'm serious Mr Chicken, I have seen it!
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/SeeTheCowsSpot.asp
2006-07-19 17:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by trobo_man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would say go to the circus cause the US millitary is almost like one but they stay put for a longer time.
2006-07-19 17:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by corygkb1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Circus, or maybe work for a Popeyes Chicken.
2006-07-19 17:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by Robsthings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just join the Army or Navy. I don't think looks have to be important for you to live in this world
2006-07-19 17:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋