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... what is your joke for this?

2006-07-19 17:42:33 · 5 answers · asked by R C 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Dog says "Gimme a beer!". Bartender says, "We don't serve animals in here.", gets his gun and shoots the dog in the foot. All three run away.

Three months later, the dog comes back with his own gun and says...

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

2006-07-19 17:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Rouch! Meouch! Squouch! :)

2006-07-20 00:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

the bartender says, "dog and mouse can stay, but didn't you see the sign? NO PU$$Y'S ALLOWED".

2006-07-20 00:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by sexxymexxy926 3 · 0 0

ok brain hurts now.

2006-07-20 00:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by sistah2sista 1 · 0 0

do you like pets?

2006-07-20 07:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by bula 2 · 0 0

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