I can control the internet
2006-07-19 17:00:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
and hordes of chickens to do my will
2006-07-19 17:03:48 · update #1
As I was drifting off to sleep Wednesday night I had a thought about what I'd do first if my client the next day fell down the stairs. (I am a home support worker). Anyways, the next day I was in her bedroom making the bed and heard a loud crash. I ran out and ....the lady's walker had gone down the stairs. At least she didn't go down with it but it was a scary thought that maybe I caused it just by thinking about it.
2006-07-21 06:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can read the thoughts of people on TV. I am especially good at it when the sound is off.
People think the damnedest things....
2006-07-20 00:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by jasemhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can see the future: i take over your internet control power.
2006-07-20 00:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by King Kong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can turn my tongue over. I always know which shower has hot water at the pool. Valuable tools.
2006-07-20 00:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can mock mutants and those that think they are mutants.
2006-07-20 10:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by KatyW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can break wind at both ends simultaneously.
2006-07-20 15:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Mai Tai Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can bore people to death.
2006-07-20 00:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-20 00:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋