There are male blonde jokes out there too. :)
At a niteclub, a guy tells a girl he wants a f*ck... She says she cant, she's on her menstrual cycle. He says "Its cool, I have my car outside, I'll follow u home".
2006-07-19 16:47:45
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answered by Purplgirl 5
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No Usually the Blond Jokes Refer to Women with Golden Hair!
2006-07-19 16:58:48
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answered by Anurag Bhatia 4
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There is no need for blonde dumb jokes for men because men are just dumb and funny enough? I love men (I'm happily married and I love blonde jokes (I'm a natural dark blonde hoping that the sun will lighten it up a little).
2006-07-19 19:33:57
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answered by Precious 7
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "****"
One day this guy comes to work at a dildo shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.
About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"
The guy says "30 bucks"
"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"
So she takes the black one and leaves.
A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"
The man responds "30 bucks"
She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"
"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.
So she takes the white one leaves.
About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"
The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"
Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?"
The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"
The blonde agrees and takes it.
Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"
The man says "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo , and your thermous flask for $250!"
OUCH!
2006-07-19 17:36:19
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answered by heidielizabeth69 7
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I think a lot of them can pertain to men, such as:
What do blonde men and beer bottles have in common?
Their both empty from the neck up.
or
What's the difference between a blonde man and a brick?
The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
:)
2006-07-19 17:44:06
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answered by windandwater 6
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No, just dingy blonde broads.
2006-07-19 17:04:32
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answered by sunflower 3
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No, not usually. If so you must specify.
2006-07-19 16:42:49
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answered by Anonymous
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