A Priest & and a Baptist minister were pounding in the ground a huge sign near my home. It said END is NEAR, turn back before it's too late. Just then a car just flew by and the people inside yelled out to them and said: Leave us alone you religious nuts. Then they heard a horrible crash!!!
Then the Priest said: Shouldn't we have just said:
"Bridge is Out"
2006-07-19 16:31:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
rotflmfao that was a good one .thank you for a great chuckle i will have to tell my pastor it he would love it.do you have anymore?
2006-07-19 16:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by blackfoot124 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe for one minute this question was meant as a joke, as some answers have suggested. It is meant to warn people of the seriousness of not taking heed of the warnings regarding the last days, or even that we don't know what a day will bring forth.
Eight years ago, our family woke up one morning, taking for granted that this was another 'normal' day. By the end of that day, something had happened that would change our lives as a family forever. Our youngest child met with a tragic accident, and he died 3 days later, without ever regaining consciousness. I thank God with all my heart, that just days before his fatal accident, my son Paul-John gave his life to the Lord Jesus.
The Bible says that no one knows what a day will bring forth!
Its sobering isn't it. The Bible also says that we are like grass, here today, gone tomorrow. Every day, thousands of people die unexpectedly in this world. Many people scoff at the gospel but when the rubber meets the road, its a very different matter.
I have one more thing to convey to you - please take it seriously and with sober thought.
WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY?
2006-07-20 07:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are defniately living in the end times.
Mark 13:8 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.
Luke 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
We are experiencing these things every day now somewhere in the world.
2006-07-19 16:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've noticed a lot of religious texts are no where near straight forward...
2006-07-19 16:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by Benjamin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dam the work just keeps piling up is what the Cop said.
2006-07-19 16:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Good one. Kinda shows you can't trust the religious.
2006-07-19 16:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I love this one. Atheists should look before they leap. Of course that's why they are atheistic.
2006-07-19 16:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by Greg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2006-07-19 16:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Sly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It demonstrates that bible thumpers will resort to deception & murder to try to prove some vague point.
2006-07-19 16:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny. And I get two points for telling you that.
2006-07-19 16:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋