Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, "What is it with you?"
The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry -- I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
2006-07-19 16:20:00 · 23 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah I was walking past a graveyard and a coffin jumped up so I ran and the coffing kept coming, I ran in the house the coffin kept coming, I ran into the house the coffin kept coming I ran up the stairs the coffin kept coming, I ran into the bathroom the coffing kept coming, I grabbed the coughsyrup the coffing stopped..
2006-07-19 16:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I ate a lawyer once too. I'd have to agree that $#!t probably does taste better. ( Might have just been the lawyer I chose to eat though.)
2006-07-19 23:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by Antisocial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good One!
2006-07-20 00:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! That tiger is gonna end up constipated!
2006-07-20 00:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha...not in a day or 2
..oops 10/10 cheehuahua!
2006-07-19 23:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this joke sure has a license to steal lol !!!
2006-07-19 23:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehehhe *huckle huckle* hehehehehehehehe check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 00:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny joke!lol lma0
2006-07-19 23:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-07-19 23:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sums up my cannabalistic career...
2006-07-19 23:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by littlegrady2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋