what do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
their knees
did you hear the 1 about the blonde who was trapped in a mall during a blackout?
she was stuck on the elevator for 4 hours
whats the definition of mass confusion?
a room full of blondes
why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
because blonde guys are stupid to
a blonde was suffering from constipation, so her doctor prescribed suppositories. a week later she went back ro the doctor, still suffering the same problem. "have you been taking them regularly?" asked the doctor.
"what do you think ive been doing," replied the blonde. "shoving them up my butt?"
two blondes were walking along the railroad one morning after spending all night at a nightclub. "wow these stairs are killing me." said the first blonde. the second blonde groaned back. "the sairs dont bother me as much as the low handrail
whats the definition of a blonde german?
someone who thinks einstein is a glass of beer
2006-07-19 16:10:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Escalator! She was stuck on the escalator for hours, not the elevator! Who's dumb, now...?
2006-07-19 16:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What do you call blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes!! There was a redhead a brunette and a blonde, the prince told them whoever brings me the most useful gift will be my princess. As they had to cross the river, the prince ask the redhead what did you bring me ? she answered water my prince in case we get thirsty. Next the brunette. the prince asked what did you bring me? She answered food my prince in case we get hungry. Next came the blonde, the prince ask what did you bring me? She presented him with a car window, she said its in case we get hot we can roll the window down!!!!!!!!!Hol have a goooooooood one!!
2006-07-19 23:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by callofthewildsarahblue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Keep up the good work
2006-07-19 23:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by kagomeluvsu2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait we are not dome ok because i am not trust me ask me a question see for ur self
2006-07-19 23:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by hot_555_call 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
still very very very old ugh lol -
2006-07-20 00:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋