driving down a road a guy flashes his lights at a cute blonde he sees in the next lane and signals for her to pull over he gets out of the car goes over to the window and unzips his trousers the blonde rolls her eyes and says "wow, this is my 4th breathalyzer test in a week
2 blondes are walking through the woods. 1 looks down and says, "hey, look at the deer tracks." the other blonde takes a closer look and scoffs, "those arent deer tracks, silly! theyre to big! those are definitly moose tracks." the two blondes argue back and forth about which animals tracks they are.
eventually they are hit by a train
a blonde bought a book at the local bookstore called flight to france. she got back home and was told it was volume four of the encyclopedia
why does a blonde keep a coathanger in the back seat of her car?
in case she locks her keys in the car
why do blondes like lightning?
thry think someone is taking their picture
why do blondes hat M&Ms?
they take to long to peel
2006-07-19 15:50:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more? i got only one question left
2006-07-19 15:50:47 · update #1
yeah one of them i have never heard before but the M&M one, the lightning one, the flight to france, and the track one, I've heard before because i have posted them before.
check ya later ♥
2006-07-19 15:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LMAO those was some good jokes lol keep em coming juan u got a sistah cracking up.
2006-07-19 22:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by itsraqraq2u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the one about the train! lol That's a good one...I'll have to tell my blonde friend...see if she gets it! lol Nice ones!
2006-07-19 22:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by ☆BB☆ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are hecka funny but don't say blondes are stupid because, i have a 4.0 and am a blonde so Hahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-19 22:54:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i couldnt help but laugh at the m&m one (mental picture)
2006-07-19 22:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep it up bro
2006-07-19 23:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Landon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um ok... there alright
2006-07-19 22:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by kev 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋