A man walked in to a pub with a giraffe and they got absolutely hammered! The giraffe got of the bar stool and fell over! As the man went to leave the pub, the barman said to him, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there.." And the man turned to him, tutted and said, "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
2006-07-19 15:34:50 · 9 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is cute! I will revise it some and tell my kids that one!
2006-07-19 15:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You got that from 28 days later.
2006-07-19 23:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Never met a joke I didn't like.
2006-07-19 22:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't look now, but the comedian's a bear!"
"No he's-a not! He's-a wearin a neck-a-tie!"
-The Great Fozzi Bear
2006-07-20 00:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by J Bents 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Kinzy, are you blonde?
2006-07-19 23:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-19 23:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx that's what in needed
2006-07-19 22:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid... i dont get it....
2006-07-19 22:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by jdhfkjdhgd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.That's cute. Thanks.
2006-07-20 02:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋