who wants some blonde jokes?

Question

whats the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up?
she goes home

what happened to the blonde who took an IQ test?
the results were negative

a blonde started her first day at her new high school with a pair of headphones on. her teacher, relizing how difficult it was starting a new school, did not want to embarrass the girl so said nothing. the next day, and the next day again, the blonde continued to wear the headphones. finally, the teacher asked her to take the headphones off. she refused. he let the issue rest for a while, but as another week went on and she still wore them he called her aside after class and demanded that she remove them. she looked at him sullenly and said nothing. exasperated, he ripped them off, whereupon she immediatly fell to the floor, dead. after the ambulance had taken her body away, he picked up the headphones to see what she had been listening to. he put them on and heard, "breathe in... breathe out... breath in.... breath out."

i got more if you guys want

Answer 1

A "Smart Blonde" joke?!?!
A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the
bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks
for 15 bucks?"
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Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?

Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
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What does a redhead miss the most at a party ?

The Invitation !

Answer 2

lol astounding =] pick to hearken to a special one? A blonde, brunette, and redhead were status on the fringe of the pool waiting for the only hundred backyard breast stroke race... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and all started swimming. a jiffy later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead. about twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They offered the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the medal round her neck, the blonde whispered, " i do not pick to sound like a sore loser, yet i imagine the different 2 used their palms."

Answer 3

to get more go to comedycentral.com its the best website!! i looooove jokes!!!!!
a blonde is walking down the street when she sees another blonde in a rowboat rowing the paddles on land!! with that, the walking blonde gets angry. "You know, it's blondes like you who give blondes like me a bad name!!!" screamed the walking blonde at the other. "If I could swim I'd swim out there and kick your @$$!!!"


there is a smart blonde a pregnant woman and santa claus. theres also a 10$ bill. Who picks it up???

Answer: the pregnant woman because the other two dont exsist!!!!!!

lol
i want more!!!!!!! ive heard the headphones one though.
but i dont have anything against blondes. i just love the jokes about them. lol

Answer 4

Ok, so this blonde called a travel agency to find out how long would it take to go to Austrailia, the attendant got another call so he politely said "Oh just a minute" then the blonde said "Thanks". I love jokes man, jokes kick a$$!

Answer 5

Ever thought that these sort of jokes maybe offensive to blondes? It's dumb jokes like this that give blondes a bad name and, you're just feeding in the the stereotyping. NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB!!!

Answer 6

That is soo funny!!! ihave never heard a blonde joke that funny before!! you just made my day that much better!!!

Answer 7

I'm a blonde, try 2 figure out if I want more...

Answer 8

To the Elle girl, most blonds are dumb.

Answer 9

youre a son of a ***** youre an a$$ hole and a d*ckhead

Answer 10

I wanna hear some more