Are u meditating on the depths of ur belly button ? Me 2. Are you watching Moses with Charleton Heston ? ( Do you really think God looks like that ? )....Are you relaxing in a warm pool of herbal bath salts ? Are you exploiting the dark cosmos and its nothingness with your super-natural logic ? Perhaps you are digging up old fossils? ( if you find my ex bf in there...plzzzz leave him in there)...are you contemplating that last hurrah when you blast off at death into non existant dusty never, never land ? Me? Im hugging and kissing my God and Lord and lover King..Jesus....we are doing decorations on our eternal house and planning our honeymoon vacation 50 million years from now.... love ya..plz advise me...share..bare ur souls.... .
2006-07-19 15:32:40 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm killing time while I send a fax.
2006-07-19 15:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by lenny 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I just enjoyed a nice porn site, which you can't do and not feel guilty about.
I'm sipping a a beer and getting a nice buzz which you can't do, because your church doesn't allow it.
Earlier, I swore like a sailor and said GD and JC when I stubbed my toe, which you can't do.
Right now I am planning my Sunday of camping in the great outdoors, which you wont be doing because you'll be sitting in a hot stuffy church.
I'm looking at my savings account online, which is substantial because I pay into it instead of paying your crazy 10% tithe to a corrupt minister.
I'm thinking freely about all my friends from other countries and cultures, which you can't do unless they're Christians, otherwise you preach and argue with them.
I'm thinking how much richer my life has been because of all the good gay and lesbian friends I have had. You can't do that without being judgemental.
Most of all, I'm living in the real world and real time and not trying to store up some treasure in an mythological place called heaven. You are acting like some martyr who sacrifices, sacrifices and someday, someday will be rewarded. .
I'm telling you that my heaven is right here on earth with great relationships and rich awesome life experiences. I'm not holding anything back or missing any opportunity to enjoy life.
2006-07-19 16:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it interesting how Atheists can definitively exclaim that there is no God like it's a fact and that's OK but for some reason Christians can't ever know for a fact that God is real... Talk about being a hypocrite!
2006-07-19 15:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm playing poker and trying to figure out whether or not I should shower before I go to bed. I'm leaning toward 'yes,' but it seems like a lot of effort. Then again, I'm covered in brick-dust and I'll stain the comforter if I don't.
That's how interesting my night is.
2006-07-19 16:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your antagonistic demeanor reveals your inner fear of those you dont understand. I am a Christian and I do not look down on atheist and other non-believers. Did Christ persecute the non-Jews, no. His goal was to save the lost souls. You cannot inspire someone to be a Christian if you constantly are putting people down. When one sees the true example of Christ, they will want to know more about Him, then change happens. God bless.
2006-07-19 15:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Young Glory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You changed your avatar.
The last virgin (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt) that fooled around with God got pregnant, so you may want to keep both feet flat on the floor.
2006-07-19 15:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist, but I'd advise you to continue with your decorations. Oh, and also with the hugging and kissing.
2006-07-21 03:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just answering your question. But nothing according to your paragraph. I need to do something special? Yes, I going for a beer!
2006-07-19 15:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not an atheist, so I am having a good time here before I go off to bed..
2006-07-19 17:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists, jews,christians ,little green men can't we just respect each others beliefs we aint here that long and whoever is right when all is said and done can say i told ya so.....
2006-07-19 16:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by wardancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm enjoying this glorious religious website:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_21a.html
I'm also doing everything Idspudnik is doing, except I don't have any money in my savings account.
2006-07-20 02:29:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋