"I'm so ugly I could stain stainless steel."
You got something better? Go for it.
"I'm so ugly I ....
2006-07-19 15:11:24 · 14 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do you THINK I don't use an avatar?
My face caught fire and they beat it out with a cast-iron frying pan.
Mirrors hide from me.
I don't need no shotgun to go duck hunting, I just look at them.
I never need to wear mosquito repellent.
I stay pasty white because the sunlight shuns me.
I use roadkill for makeup, when I run out of poison ivy.
Zits would improve my appearance.
People think I put my nose to the grindstone-- literally.
Lepers turn away from me. Plague victims sneer at me.
My dentist puts a lead shield on my face, whether he's taking x rays or not.
My warts have warts.
I can make a freight train take a dirt road
I can curdle WATER.
Ugly is as ugly does. ...what can YOUR ugly do...?
2006-07-19 16:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so ugly that when i fell down from the ugly tree people thought i'd had a makeover!
10 points gimme gimme gimme
2006-07-19 22:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You so ugly...
I could stick your face in some dough and make gorrilla cookies...
You tried out for an "ugly contest." But they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
2006-07-19 23:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by coolbreeze44105 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so ugly they use me as a poster for birth control
2006-07-20 14:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could jump off a bridge and nobody would care.
but simple fact is that I'm not ugly
2006-07-19 22:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . .walked into a haunted house and they said, "You're hired!"
. . .went to Taco Bell and everybody ran for the border!
. . .when I was born the doctor slapped my momma!
2006-07-19 22:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Joseph S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom has to tie a steak around my neck to get the dog to play with me
2006-07-19 22:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by brandie m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could make a nun swear!
heh check ya later â¥
2006-07-19 23:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could make a dead person throw up!
2006-07-19 22:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... frogs won't date me.
... insects run from me (I can't even vouch for their existance)
... people ask me what I have that caused my "condition"
... have never seen the light of day
2006-07-19 22:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by littlegrady2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋