yo momma jokes, knock knock jokes anything!
2006-07-19 14:39:23 · 5 answers · asked by demitrius2011 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was a kindergarten teacher's bday, and each student gave her a present.
A painter's son gave her a self portrait of her
A florist's daughter gave her a bouquet of roses
Finally, a bartender's son gave her a box, and it was leaking. Thinking it was wine, the teacher licked the leak to guess what kind it was.
"Is it red wine?" she asked her student, who shook his head.
The teacher licked it again, "is it white wine", then the student shook his head again.
"I give up, what is it?", then the student yelled happily "Its a puppy!"
2006-07-19 15:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by daydream♥believer 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-20 02:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
2006-07-19 21:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You mamma's mouth is so funky it looks like her teeth are throwin up gang signs.
Yo mamma is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mamma's teeth are so messed up it looks like her tongue is in jail.
2006-07-19 22:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Joseph S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does a cow eat?
answer: hay
what does a Gay cow eat?
Answer: heyyyyyyyyy
2006-07-19 22:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by chaldo2luv91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋