or that someone has pulled on you
2006-07-19 14:21:21 · 7 answers · asked by blodgettboy24 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
2006-07-19 19:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me about this, I never did it though. You take a big rolling trash can and fill it with fish and milk and rotten food and all the nasty things you can think of, let it sit in the sun for a couple of days so its nice and stinky. Then you lean it up against someones doorand ring the door bell when they open the door... all that nasty stuff goes all into their house. lol It probably wouldnt work if they had a glass door though.
2006-07-19 14:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by A. Grigs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I mixed a concoction of different sauces like ketchup and barbecue sauce to make something the consistency and color of blood and then poured it on top of my head where it was coming down my forehead and yelled out to my husband who was outside cooking on the grill. I was yelling something about hitting my head on the cabinet door and that it really hurt. When he turned around and saw me he just about fainted and started to rush over in a panic like no one has EVER seen before! When he got closer I couldn't help but laugh! You guys should try it just don't laugh!
2006-07-19 14:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fixed my ex-boyfriend's car. First I used 2000lb epoxy on the oil cap to keep it closed.Then I loosened up bolt on the oil pan till the oil just started to drip.He loved that car and was abusive to me. His engine quit And I smiled!.
2006-07-19 14:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by littleone60014 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mom. lol jk it was my mom. we have a BIg dog named buster an he like to claw you an make scars. so mom came home an i put katsup all ovr my head, put on some fake tears an came running around the house crying like the devil himself cut me shouting "buster jumped on me an tryed to take my head off!!!!!". so moms going" wheres that damn dog?! Larry! Get the damn gun! (my dad is larry) What are you doin?! Why the hell are you laughing?!" i was grounded for 2 months after she found out. lol
My mom and I were in some store for farm animals and our horse had some sorta cold (he's fine now thank you) and so mom was looking at the needles to see wat size he needed. Meanwhile, I was looking at the cattle prods (lol 4give me) and i tried them all out on my leg to make sure they didnt work (ouch if they did) and so i started talking to mom saying" hey mom did you know that if a cow misbehaves your supposed to shok them like this?" and when i said "this" i stuck it in her leg (not 2 hard but 2 make it scarry) and went "ZZZZZ!!!!!" she jumped and screamed "HOLY SH!T!!!!!" Yet again, another 2 months lol.
2006-07-19 14:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by \,,\ {>.<} /,,/ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we always made fun of this 1 girl (but she was our friend). so one day, she told us she was going to wear a skirt to school, so we got a camrea and lifted her skirt up a took a pic. it was funny.
2006-07-19 14:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Alasia C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was nearly asleep in guitar class and had my arms resting on the keyboard that was in front of me (keyboard= piano). this one guy turned it to full volume and then i was like WTF????? but i kicked him. no harm, no foul, right?
2006-07-19 14:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Manga freak 101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋