hi.. another ratings pls.....:)?

Question

A woman is getting married for the fourth time.

She tells her fiance,"You know I have been married
three times and I have never had sex."

He says,"Look, there is no way!
Married three times and never had sex? I don't
quite understand."

She explains, "The first husband was a scientist.
All he wanted to do was look at it and study it,
look at it and study it."

"My second husband was a psychologist. All he
wanted to do was look at it and talk about it,
look at it and talk about it."

"My third husband was a stamp collector.
Damn, I miss that man!"

Answer 1

I like that one.


Tight Pair Of Pants

A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.

As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it."

With that she flipped him her pants and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee caps

"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your pants!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until you change your attitude!"

Answer 2

Hehe... a stamp collector would probably never lick the stamps tho... hehe 8/10

Answer 3

ha THAT was a good one
here is another
"A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap around his pelvis . The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.""

Answer 4

naughty one,perfect 100/10

Answer 5

Hey Sweety tell her to marry a lawyer they f@ck you coming & going! LOL

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 6

wow...it was funny and i hv 2 say....ummm 8/10

Answer 7

lol that's awsomly wierdly funny! (watever that meens jk!)