2006-07-19 13:59:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-19 19:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
can i have the 10 points?
2006-07-20 01:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by estuardo162002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde say when she looked inside the box of Cheerios?
Oooohh.... bagel seeds!
2006-07-19 21:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little stereotypical but here it goes.
a reporter asked a black woman. "how many churches were destroyed during hurricane Katrina?" the woman said, "i don't know, we eat at Popeye's."
2006-07-19 21:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by A.I. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Republicans were thinking today!
2006-07-19 21:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by smita k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love u
2006-07-19 21:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do giraffes have long necks?
becuz they have stinky feet!
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what did scientist find in kids noses?
fingerprints
2006-07-19 21:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by teeny-chan <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome
2006-07-19 21:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by valerieishere2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋