Thismorning, I was watching my grandma eat pea soup. It was extraordinarily entertaining. I was sipping on a fabulous cup of Joe. All of a sudden, she smashed her face into the bowl of pea soup. She stood up snickering with a vomit-green colored substance covering her facial region. I stared at her in awe and disbelief. I told poor old grams' to settle down and drink her prune juice and take some beano. Evidently, she did not listen to my pleas. She sprinted outside and tripped on the potted flowers and chipped her tooth on a hot dog lying in front of our house. Those malevolent kinderlocks must have thrown it there when I wasn't looking. Anywayy... I grasped a pencil and told her I'd write her up to the authorities with a pencil if she didn't stop. She gazed up at me with an absence of teeth and smiled. I went to the bathroom and had diarrhea, and then I walked back out and crapped on Grandma's face. Is it true that a cup o' Joe gives you diarrhea???
2006-07-19 12:20:28 · 3 answers · asked by Katelyn 4 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
huh ?????
2006-07-19 12:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by r_e_a_l_miles 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should have more respect for your grams. Without her - you wouldn't be.
2006-07-19 12:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine are both dead...so, no.
2006-07-19 12:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋