Willys cynical thought for the day;
I have no idea what the formula for success is, but I do know the guaranteed recipe for failure; try to freaking please everybody!
- It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
- The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
- Never be afraid to slow down.
- Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
- Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
- Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
- If it takes more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it's probably crucial.
- Anything that shows up on more than 2 bikes is a FAD.
- Remember that you will be judged by the Horse you rode in on.
- Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
- Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
- The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators.
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2006-07-19 12:11:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!
2006-07-19 12:11:52 · update #1
dont know much about bikes but that was funny!^^ cheers^^
2006-07-19 12:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have not you printed those already? hmmm oh properly lol so... Alex's cynical considered the day... Ever observe that once you bypass to a eating position there is an selection for grilled cheese, toast, waffles, pancakes and such... properly hi i do not prefer to pay 4.50 for somewhat of bread with cheese on it with a area of fries, if i needed a 4.50 meal i'd have went to the save, offered 6 problems with warm wallet and fed my famile for an same fee as you charge for one human being to eat, if i needed grilled cheese i'd have went to the tale offered a .50 loaf of bread and a 2.00 %. of cheese and potatoes and made it myself for an same fee and that i have been given more desirable than if i'd have offered it there. hi i choose the money I have and your 4.50 grilled cheese isn't so particular. examine ya later ?
2016-11-06 20:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100/10
2006-07-19 12:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10.
2006-07-19 12:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ♥ you!!!!! you're one of the most amazing people on earth! lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-20 02:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never spit and for God's sake don't grin(bugs)
2006-07-19 12:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true, true lol
2006-07-19 17:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋