Today, I was eating my fabulous 540 calorie Big Mac from Mcdonalds. While I was chowing down I choked on a pickle slathered with mayo. My grandpa Borris heard me from the toilet room. He dropped his newspaper and tried sprinting downstairs, he then tripped over the vacuum hose to his death. So i tried running to save him but, the lasts words i heard from poor old gramps was "Help I have fallen and can't get up." By now i was trying to laugh in agony but, it failed miserably due to the pickle lodged in my throat. Now about 8 minutes after this incident i am typing this. Can anyone tell me how to get the pickle out of my clogged esophagus?
2006-07-19 11:55:58 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Oh yeah, and what do I do about my gramps?
2006-07-19 11:56:23 · update #1
Oh boy, I think you should take your gramps and leave him on your least favorite neighbors' doorstep. And about your pickle problem, that moved me so much. It made tears roll down my sensitive cheeks. Because this happened to me also. I just stabbed myself in the neck until it was gone. GOOD LUCK.
2006-07-19 12:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just swallow the pickle. If you can't get it down, raid the fridge and start devouring more pickles and relish and pickled herring and such things so the pickle in your throat will feel like it should follow it's kin and go down your throat of it's own volition.
By that time, your supply of pickled foods should be growing thin, so, and I'm sure you've already though of this but, you should probably go ahead and pickle your dead grandfather. That way you won't have to worry about any more pickle choke incidents until you get to a grocery store again.
I hope this helps!
2006-07-19 12:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by dinochirus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. I'm sorry to hear about your grampy, and the pickle in your clogged esophagus. If you could drink a lot of water maybe it would help? Try coughing it up, or something. =] Now, as for grampz, I'd buy him some fix-a-dent. I heard it comes in 7 exquisit flavors.
2006-07-19 12:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ LysoL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash the pickle down with an ice cold beer and bury gramps under a tree in the back yard!
Shamus
2006-07-19 12:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All right. Go get that vacuum and suck that pickle out of you. Secondly, call 911 and tell them what happened. Collect the money your grandfather left you. And then sue McDonald's with some of that money because you couldn't call 911 to save your grandfather in time because they chose to layer the mayo and pickle together and you choked on it. Good luck!
2006-07-19 12:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Naomicles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take care of the pickle in your throat first....Gramps wont start to smell for about a day or so.
2006-07-19 11:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by werk2much2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw up. The pickle will go bye bye.
Gramps is dead? Poor him, call the funeral home.
You're a pretty good storyteller. Look into a future of entertaining young children.
2006-07-19 11:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Shawn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like both of you are in a bit of a pickle.
2006-07-19 17:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I would like to say that ppl who don't appreciate humor SUCK. Geez, lighten up folks.
Second of all, chew your food up better, honey, and look for a voodoo charm to put on your Grampa.
2006-07-19 12:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to cough up the pickle and ,tell your family about your grandpa
2006-07-19 12:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋