Besides "Happy Birthday" what do you say in a b-day card?

Question

I'm looking for something amusing, odd, insulting or educational.

Answer 1

wishing you a year with more wealth and happiness than your hand or heart can hold

Answer 2

Write a b-day poem like:

A Symphony of roses;

A Symphony of roses;
Sweet perfume in the air.
Carried upon wings of love
Heartfelt wishes I want to share.

I wish you sunshine each day
To warm you head to toe,
Peace and perfect harmony
To follow you wherever you go.

I wish you nothing but good things,
For you truly do deserve the best!
As far as people go, I hope you know
You are head and shoulders above the rest!

Have a Very Happy Birthday!

And if you want to add in a little insult:

I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you."

or

"As you grow older, ____, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

Answer 3

Whatever you write in a birthday card depends on your relationship to that person and what is apropos for the situation.

Answer 4

There are plenty of humorous cards that you can buy. Saves you the trouble of finding something witty to say.

Answer 5

youre getting older and pretty soon this card will have to be replaced with a notification of death to all your loved ones but hey enjoy whats left of your pitiful pathetic life while you can

Answer 6

Many happy returns of the day, have a great day..

Answer 7

Say something personal about them, like "You're a great friend and you have helped me with so much...."

Answer 8

Many More to come...Yada Yada Yada

Answer 9

Congratulation, you've made it to another year!

Answer 10

Mention wishes coming true: "I hope all your wishes come true..."