2006-07-19 11:13:00 · 8 answers · asked by omegamen 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Beat the hell outta the girl then beat the hell outta him and kick him to the curb where he belongs
2006-07-19 11:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since this is in the "Beer, Wine & spirits section, I assume I must be drunk when this happens. I've learned that alcohol and violence doesn't work for me. This is good for my wife, because my first reaction to beat the crap out of them would have to be avoided until I sobered up.
If I am drunk, and find my wife in bed with a man that is cuter than me, this means that I was also checking him out, and I like what I saw...
In such an unlikely situation where I actually found myself attracted to the man who was boning my wife, I guess I'd have to watch, or join in.
However, in the morning when sobriety has brought me back to a state of heterosexuality and quick reflexes, I'd probably have to beat the crap out of them extra hard to hide my shame. If I was really drunk, and enjoyed it I might try to write them a little note to warn them, but they probably wouldn't be able to read it anyway.
2006-07-19 21:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't cry, be brave in front of him ...walk out on him ....sue him, find a new life.
2006-07-19 18:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by sans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scar his face
2006-07-19 18:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by dare_ange1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile...sit down and watch? Join in?
2006-07-19 18:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhm lol, probaly go a little postal. they both better run :)
2006-07-19 19:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
more cute than me? huh?
2006-07-19 19:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch!
2006-07-19 18:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋