How to be a boyfriend
Sometimes you've fot to be macho
and do lots of things that are tough
but sometimes it's best to be quiet and gantle
and say loads of soppy type stuff
its good to have hundreds of muscles
and girls always like a nice bum
but you must'nt be hairy or sweaty or fat
or have any flab on your tum
Dont ever talk about football
or make nasty smellsi n the bed
or joke about bosoms with mates in the pub
or drink till youre out of your head
you've got to be funny and clever
and do things by surprise
like shouting out load in the back of the bus
"my girlfriends got beautiful eyes!"
you dont need to have too much money
but make sure youve just got enough
to buy loads of presents and chocolates and flowwers
and sexy silk undies and stuff
say to your girlfriend youre gorgeous
your bodys a twelve out of ten
youre sexy and beautiful, clever and kind
then tell her all over again.
What do you think of this peom i found?
Im not sure of it a bit strange i
2006-07-19 11:10:20 · 10 answers · asked by Pinkflower 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that is how the poem is hun so i dont need spell check
2006-07-19 11:15:34 · update #1
use a spell checker
2006-07-19 11:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not strange it is a poem written by a considerate heart, a nice person who does not belong on this planet, it is much too cruel for someone with such consideration.
I think this is a lovely poem full of love and caring.
2006-07-19 11:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it and give the writer 10 points.
2006-07-19 11:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a bit crazy i suppose.
But really what do you mean you found it?
were you walking down the street and there on the ground below you was a bit of paper and you felt the urge to pick it up and see what was on it because of your nosiness?
AND then you decide to post it on here.
Maybe you found it, as in you found the person who wrote it and 'stole' it off them?
Perhaps it was you that wrote it, but just don't want to admit it.
Please, please, please, let me know how you found it?
2006-07-19 11:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Alistair B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rather superb, yet oh so unhappy..... notwithstanding the poem itself is dazzling~ tremendous write! you be conscious what 2 can produce mutually? chuffed to take heed to you're doing superb~ keep writing my friends~
2016-10-14 23:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should be called, how to be Barbie's boyfriend. Pass me the sick bag!
2006-07-19 11:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U must be very stupid to think any one in his/her right senses wld appreciate this thrash.
2006-07-19 12:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by adriano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it's strange to the extent that no such man exists.
Would you like him if he did or would he be just too... perfect?
2006-07-19 11:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by tuthutop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that poem is so f***ing true!!! I wish I had a guy like that!!!!
2006-07-19 11:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatdo u think ??
2006-07-19 11:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by casheye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋